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I have yo momma jokes. I have around 103 but im tring to get more.
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Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.
Yo momma teeth so yellow, she`d put the sun out of business.
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats a tootsie roll.
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo momma so skinny that if she turned sideways and sticks out her tong she looks like a zipper.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped on 12 st., she ended up on 33 st.
Yo momma so ugly and hairy they didn?t give her a costume for Star Wars. ( chiboca )
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she`s missing a finger and can`t count pass nine.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on phonics."
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo momma so stupid she stole a police car because she thought 911 meant Porsche
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road, I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo momma so poor she goes to Sears to watch tv.
Yo momma so stupid she cant even read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said"Guess."So she said levis`s.
Yo momma so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, I asked her what see was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo momma so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner, and she went looking for it.
Yo momma so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a paint roller to put lipstick on.
Yo momma so fat the last time she say 90210 was on the scale.
Yo momma so fat when she walked past a tv I missed all the Mtv commercials.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow coat people come after yelling "TAXI."
Yo momma so fat when she wears a red dress kids think she?s the Kool Aid Man.
Yo momma so fat when she Goes to Mcdonalds, they have to go outside and change the sign to a trillion served a day.
Yo momma so fat she could become the eight continent.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off people say ?she backing up.?
Yo momma so fat she stepped on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma so fat she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring.
Yo momma so fat when she bends over we lose an hour of sunlight.
Yo momma so fat when I drove around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners the said "Sorry, we don?t do curtains.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach all the kids said "Free Willy."
Yo momma so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac.
Yo momma so fat when she stood in front of the Hollywood sign all it said was H and the D.
Yo momma so fat she has to wear a sock on each toe.
Yo momma so fat even God can`t lift her spirits.
Yo momma so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma so fat she got an airplane and only the wings took off.
Yo momma so fat she played hide and go seek and I found her behind Mt. Everest.
Yo momma so fat I`ve known all my life...and I still haven`t seen all of her.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please.
Yo momma so fat, she has to wear a watch for each time zone.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to the theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she can?t even bend over to tie her shoes.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes" Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas...
Yo momma so fat when she went to the Zoo the Zebras through peanuts at her
Yo momma so ugly when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said "Sorry no pros."
Yo momma so ugly she has to trick and treat over the phone.Yo momma so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a contract.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly when I took her to Zoo, a guy at the entrance said, "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly the prince would rather be a frog than kissing her.
Yo momma so ugly when she passes by the bathroom, the toilet flushes.
Yo momma so ugly they knew when she was born, cause she stopped the clock.
Yo momma so ugly she must have been born on the freeway-that`s where must accidents happen
Yo momma so ugly they had to put her in a tinted incubator, when she was born.
Yo momma so ugly cockroaches go like this."HI MOMMA."
Yo momma so ugly when she walked down the street in August, people said." Time goes by fast its Halloween.
Yo momma so old she fart dust.
Yo momma so old she knows when the Garden of Eden was planted.
Yo momma so old I found cave drawings of her.
Yo momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo momma so old, she took her driver?s test on a dinosaur.
Yo momma so old, the key on Ben Franklin?s kite was the key to her apartment.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo momma so old her social security # is 0-0-1.
Yo momma so old when Moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her year book.
Yo momma so old she left her purse on Noah`s Ark.
Yo momma`s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a road map she can she people waving at her.
Yo momma so skinny, if she had a big toe, she look like a golf club.
Yo momma has no ears, but she can hear "I hear ya."
Yo momma like the Pillsbury Dough Boy--everyone gets a poke.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is her husband.
Yo momma so small the front door is attached the back door.
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